Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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