she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
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