North Korea, Best Korea!
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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