Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
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My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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