Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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