When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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