Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
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Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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