I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
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He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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