i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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