Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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