Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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