Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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