I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
so explain again why im purple
no
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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