the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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