Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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