Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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