You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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