why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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