its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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