There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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