Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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