Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
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Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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