dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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