well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
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Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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