Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
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I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
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And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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