I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
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