I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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