The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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