Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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