elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
it's like iHOP with fire
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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