): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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