you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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