Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
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I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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