you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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