But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
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