I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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