We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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