As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
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