We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
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The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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