We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Im part way to drunk.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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