chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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