Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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