you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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