I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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