she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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