To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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