idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I look excited, but its just a facade.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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