when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
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I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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