My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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