If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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