Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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