her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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