Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
He kissed a someone with a penis
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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