yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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