OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?