You're so nebulous sometimes
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
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Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.