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(419): View more from Ohio

I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids

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(419): I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids http://tfl.nu/0arl

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My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive

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wats the point then?

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(925): My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive (510): wats the point then? http://tfl.nu/1ckn

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(419): View more from Ohio

The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.

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(419): The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday. http://tfl.nu/0i2s

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(813): View more from Florida

He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL

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(813): He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL http://tfl.nu/4831

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(661): View more from California

His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger

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(661): His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger http://tfl.nu/nen0

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(513): View more from Ohio

hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team

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(513): hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team http://tfl.nu/e17f

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(503): View more from Oregon

Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol

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(503): Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol http://tfl.nu/9mqs

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(425): View more from Washington

I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.

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I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.

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(425): I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help. (1-425): I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity. http://tfl.nu/3ise

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(954): View more from Florida

damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian

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(954): damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian http://tfl.nu/u64e

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(925): View more from California

Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.

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(925): Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude. http://tfl.nu/h87p

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(518): View more from New York

If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.

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(518): If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon. http://tfl.nu/vgjv

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting

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(479): I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting http://tfl.nu/i8mu

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(937): View more from Ohio

Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.

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(937): Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time. http://tfl.nu/olr8

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(602): View more from Arizona

Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.

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(602): Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry. http://tfl.nu/s7rw

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(404): View more from Georgia

we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success

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(404): we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success http://tfl.nu/tn2h

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