i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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