I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
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Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
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I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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