it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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