If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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